Trendy ?

baby in a forest baby in telephone boxbaby under a bush
Is this some sort of trend or fad ? Chav 1 ” eeee I am having a baby “Chav 2 ” just stick it over there “Chav 1 ” but I need a beer” Chav 2 ” am I bothered ? “
Its sad when [...]

Well I never !

I think the interweb is great you can find all manner of old tosh to buybut this “click here” & its sisiter site has got to be the best I have seen !
I wonder if since they are frozen they come with a flake or a cuddly toy !

A letter says it all.

I guess I was to rash to presume I would be chasing people all over the place, my cunning plan which is cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University has paid off.
I have had replies to the letters I sent out last week, I knew I would not [...]

Snow !

A quick trip away as a break from the madness,I needed to see clean fresh snow and sunny sky’s after the drib and drab summer I have seen due to the late shift malarky.
Upon my return I have noted the lack of response to any of my letters or enquires for my beat crimes by [...]

Less than five

Well I have been on duty every day since my last post.This is the first chance I have had to post anything.
I am tired, cold,wet thru and hungry but a lot of overtime pay is coming my way.Its weird to think of the money earned during these difficult times, and where was it before when [...]